Bar Bull

This boy’s momma sure didn’t raise him up to be a cowboy! Aaron Schnore, 38, is suing a New York City bar for injuries he sustained when thrown from a mechanical bull at Johnny Utah’s in Rockefeller Center. He claims he was riding like a rodeo star until an unidentified bar employee jacked up the speed. No specific injuries were cited. A sign near the bull specifically warns urban cowboys to be sober before riding. Schnore signed a waiver before climbing aboard, but the lawyer plans to challenge it in court. Warning signs and waivers should weed out cowboy wannabees and wimps before they whine! If a bull is properly maintained and controlled, bullsh*t cases likes Schnore’s should be tossed out of court and the varmints should be run outta town!