The Beaver And The Building

Last month, during the pope’s visit to the United Nations, an ill beaver was plucked from the East River by cops on a NYPD Harbor Patrol boat. Sadly, the beaver could not be saved by wildlife experts on shore. It died a short time later. The experts believe that "Denny" (the beaver) died from swallowing pollutants in the water from unknown sources. However, suspicious/sarcastic political experts believe that’s this is what results when a structure containing international U.N. delegates is placed too close to the shore.